No gyarados doesn't beat it 100% of the time. Id have to get a replay of that because its complicated to explain but it only beats you of u play carelessly.
Armaldo doesnt handle lucha at all and getting a +2 hjk off on forry is really nice to do so terrackion can do its thing. Scizor can handle it yea but ur so pressed to BP and that just gives keldeo a free hardswitch to get a kill.
Fake out and bp actually dont 2hko lucha at all and not everyone uses mega cham so its hard to just use that as a lone excuse. Coba is also kind of hard to use because iron head does like 35 iirc and clicking t wave is extremely risky.
Hippo cant slack off +2 hjks at all and its pressured to roar because ur likely to be switching it in rather than straight up 1v1ing it. It being pressed to roar and take significant damage is what leads to late game sweeps from the rest of ur team.
Ill admit my brain died on the d nite argument with espeed. Im not sure what I was thinking. I should have said lucha can potentially take advantage of confusion or hydreigon if ur opp chokes. Those are the really only scenarios and then the outcomes would he the same. Dragon is defo hard to find ways in for sure tho.
And yeah, scrafty beats a type that got less than 1% usage in the 1760 stats, that somehow outweighs luchas niche though right? It also doesnt beat stall water at all, quag doesnt care about anything it wants to do. So again, lucha provides much more support to a fighting team than any C rank mon by far.
I'm not sure where Hawlucha is getting these Swords Dances in the first place if in your words except "only...if you play carelessly".
When does Hawlucha get free Swords Dances vs Bug, ignoring careless play? (Careless play includes leaving in Heracross) Galvantula Thunders, Volcarona uses Fire STAB, Mega Pinsir Quick Attacks, Banded Scizor BP 2HKOes through Sitrus so you can't SD without dying, LO or Mega SD Scizor sets up right next to you and can 2HKO, Forretress volts out into Pinsir? Again, as soon as you give a free switch to Pinsir somehow, Quick Attack comes down and you're done.
You always lose to clicking SD, so you have to Acrobatics or Substitute, neither of which are useful seeing as Pinsir comes in to OHKO you anyway. Acrobatics can't OHKO anything other than Heracross without activating the berry, so it's really a moot point. Hawlucha loses 1v1 to almost every Bug-type lol.
When does Hawlucha get free Swords Dances vs Ground, ignoring careless play? What Pokemon on Ground lets Hawlucha set up? Gastrodon has 2 Scalds to burn you, Mamoswine laughs and clicks Ice Shard, Excadrill guarantees OHKOes with Iron Head after Sand, you won't set up on Hippo's Roar, Mega Garchomp OHKOes with Draco 87.5% of the time, Mega Camerupt OHKOes with Fire Blast, Landorus-I OHKOes with Psychic, Dragon Tail Zygardes will phaze. Oh by the way, seeing as Ground always gets Stealth Rock against Fighting, Excadrill and Mega Garchomp actually have 100% OHKOs too.
Versus Gyarados:
Double down (Impossibility btw) resulting in Gyarados vs Hawlucha: Gyarados clicks Dragon Dance on your SD, Mega Gyara OHKOes because you didn't Substitute. Gyarados clicks Dragon Dance on your Substitute. You SD? You risk being in Waterfall range if he breaks your Substitute. You Sub? You risk him going for another DD. So now you're in a 50/50. Oh by the way, if you SD and he DDs, that's not even a problem because Hawlucha can't 2HKO Gyarados anyway after only 1 SD. Now it gets a 3rd Dragon Dance on your second SD. You can't OHKO Gyarados, and now it's faster than you even after Unburden, breaks your Substitute, and then OHKOes you without Mega Evolving.
Gyarados already in, you switch Hawlucha in (lol?): Gyarados clicked a move when you switched in. If it was DD, it just DDs twice more and now you've lost 100% as shown by the double down section. If it was Taunt, you're done because you can't set up while it can. If it was Waterfall, he clicks Waterfall 2 more times and you die. You can't 2HKO Gyarados while it 2HKOes you after Sitrus. If it was Substitute, it can just set up DDs on you just like in the double down section. I don't get it?
You said it abuses Gyarados trying to DD. How?
Versus Medicham: Um, Fake Out and Bullet Punch each do 34-40% so you do 68-80%, which can be over 75%. If you do 32% with Iron Head, that's a KO 100% of the time...
And I said if you don't use Medicham, you should have backup plans, say extra priority, or just not playing carelessly with Heracross.
For Scrafty, yeah it's pretty useless, but my point is Hawlucha is equally useless. (If you take only the top 6 usage types, Hawlucha is useless in 80% of the games assuming it is useful in SS water and Fighting, even though I disagree)
We shouldn't rank Hawlucha based on how bad players react to it, but based on how good players react to it.