HEH HEH HEH, WELCOME STRANGER!
HERE AT THE BOOTLEG BAZAAR, WE SHAVE OFF A BIT OF QUALITY, AND A LOT OFF PRICE! WETHER YOU'RE HERE TO SELL OR BUY WARES, WE GOT A LOT TO OFFER HERE, STRANGER!
TO START THINGS OFF, GOT A SELECTION OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE, STRANGER!
SUPER MEGASON IV
PRICE: 499 PTAS
NOT ENOUGH CASH FOR THE NEW CONSOLES, STRANGER? THIS IS THE CONSOLE FOR YOU THEN! WITH ENOUGH HORSE POWER TO RUN GAMES THAT CAME OUT 30 YEARS AGO AND A BIG ENOUGH CARTRIDGE TO HOLD 3 MILLION OF THEM, YOU'RE GETTING YOUR MONEYS WORTH HERE, STRANGER! FOR THE AVID GUN COLLECTORS, IT INCLUDES A LASTER PISTOL, AND A ONE WAY TICKET TO ORBITING THE EARTH! HEH HEH HEH, THE CHILD HERE IS STILL CIRCLING THE PLANET!
SADER
PRICE: 6969 PTAS
FOR ALL THE LONELY ANIME LOVING FOLKS OUT THERE, I GOT A PROPOSITON FOR YOU: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A CHEAP ALTERNATIVE? THIS IS A WISE CHOICE MATE, SADER IS FAR CHEAPER THAN SABER, JUST AS WELL PORPORTIONED, AND WILL NEVER ASK FOR YOUR CREDIT CARD!
CONTRADICTORY GOOD LUCK CHARM
PRICE: 10000 PTAS
THIS BACKPACK IS JUST FULL OF GOOD LUCK, IT CONSTANTLY CONTRADICTS ITSELF! A FURRY, A DESPICABLE TERF, AND A COMPETENT PRESIDENT, ALL CONTAINED IN ONE BACKPACK! YOU'RE BOUND TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY WITH THIS MERCHANDISE, STRANGER!
KOALA MARIO
PRICE: 1985 PTAS
AYE, THIS IS THE LATEST IN POWER UP TECHNOLOGY. KOALAS ARE A WISE CHOICE TO RIDE ON, THEIR BRAINS ARE SMOOTH, SO MAKING MARIO INTO ONE WILL GIVE YOU THE ULTIMATE POWER AT THE ULTIMATE PRICE AND OBEDIENCE, STRANGER!
POKEMON DIAMOND AND JADE
PRICE: 5999 PTAS
AH, THE CHOICES OF AN AVID POKEMON COLLECTOR! THEY'RE NICE GAMES, MATE, PERFECT FOR THOSE THAT THOUGHT SWORD AND SHIELD FELL SHORT. WHO CARES ABOUT POKEBALLS, STRANGER, WHEN IN THESE GAMES, YOU CALL YOUR POKEMON UP WITH CELLPHONES? HAVE A LOOK AT THE FOOTAGE BELOW, STRANGER, THESE GAMES OFFER UNBEATABLE GAMEPLAY AND PRICE!
YOU'VE SEEN MY SELECTION OF WARES. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, STRANGER! OFFER ME SOME GOOD BOOTLEG SELECTION, BECAUSE I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE!
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