bad username poll #1

[Fatecrashers]

full credit to lacerta for thread idea

as some of you may know, pokemon showdown moderators have the ability to force users with inappropriate / offensive usernames choose a new name, i have selected ten bad usernames from the very recent past for this poll, in order to find out the very worst of them all

relevant mod logs:


[2013-01-19T17:19:46.012Z] (lobby) Fuck you waterbomb was forced to choose a new name by WaterBomb.
[2013-01-20T12:59:03.524Z] (lobby) Fuck you waterbomb was forced to choose a new name by Frizy. (i like waterbomb :()


[2013-01-20T12:24:01.473Z] (lobby) slayinpoon was forced to choose a new name by mikel.



[2013-01-21T00:42:28.013Z] (lobby) ShylaStylez was forced to choose a new name by Mikel. (kindly don't use that name)
[2013-01-21T00:43:07.974Z] (lobby) JadaStevens was forced to choose a new name by Mikel. (try again)


[2013-01-21T01:10:27.250Z] (lobby) 15HourlastingBoner was forced to choose a new name by jdarden. (not appropriate)


[2013-01-23T18:52:23.300Z] (lobby) MagicalGirlShit was forced to choose a new name by Fatecrashers.



[2013-01-23T15:40:54.610Z] (lobby) mingot_Strangler was forced to choose a new name by jdarden. (uhhh)
[2013-01-23T16:25:27.182Z] (lobby) jdarden_strangler was forced to choose a new name by jdarden.
[2013-01-23T16:34:16.059Z] (lobby) Whore_Strangler was forced to choose a new name by Joim. (inappropiate)


[2013-01-23T13:03:07.582Z] (lobby) happy penis man was forced to choose a new name by Fatecrashers.


[2013-01-23T08:49:09.279Z] (lobby) n1ggawatts was forced to choose a new name by Joim. (inappropiate)


[2013-01-21T03:51:32.071Z] (lobby) JewishAllah was forced to choose a new name by hearts(onfire). (please pick something less provocative)


[2013-01-21T01:07:58.435Z] (lobby) princefloppydick was forced to choose a new name by electrolyte.

 

[RODAN]

big fan of jewish allah

 

[DM]

went with magicalgirlshit, because everyone knows women don't poop so it's gotta be some kinda magic going on

 

[Stratos]

went with magicalgirlshit, because everyone knows women don't poop so it's gotta be some kinda magic going on

i was gonna go with Niggawatts but this reasoning was just too solid and i changed my mind

 

[WaterBomb]

I dunno about the worst, but the best is clearly 15hourlastingboner.

Fuck you waterbomb just lacks creativity. Not to mention it's the most commonly used phrase in existence, so he's not breaking any ground there.

 

[Bull of Heaven]

Most of these are good, but the progression from mingot_Strangler to Whore_Strangler is gold.

 

[More Cowbell]

happy penis man is the best name in existence

 

[Vintage Books]

magicalgirlshit made me laugh so it wins

 

[Jibaku]

mingot_strangler >:)

 

[Princess Bubblegum]

these are pretty lame bad usernames in my opinion :/

 

[Nix_Hex]

JewishAllah is amazing but mingot_strangler is cool too.

 

[RODAN]

these are pretty lame bad usernames in my opinion :/

yeah you'd better close this thread. we do not want to upset scarfwynaut

 

[UltiMario]

wait is this for the best bad username or the worst one

i might have voted wrong

 

[billymills]

most of these just seem like mods abusing their power.

 

[az]

honestly all of these usernames are pretty amazing

fatecrashers sucks though

 

[Solace]

jewishallah is my personal favorite hahahhahahahaha

 

[Arcticblast]

Gonna have to go with mingot_strangler on this one.

[2013-01-21T03:51:32.071Z] (lobby) JewishAllah was forced to choose a new name by hearts(onfire). (please pick something less provocative)

because hearts would know provocative

 

[Oglemi]

i'm kinda partial to prince floppy dick lmao

o wait

 

[blarajan]

most of these just seem like mods abusing their power.

oglemi's waiting for his prince with a floppy dick

though i voted for that one cause it made me smile

 

[Electrolyte]

I've always been very entertained by our 'criminal' minds on PS!

I doubt it can get any better than 'JewishAllah' lol

 

[wickdaggler]

jewishallah is the best worst name

 

[shade]

wickdaggler

 

[viol and bass]

For the record, this is the origin of "niggawatts".

Note: I am not Niggawatts.

Edit: That wasn't it. Fixed it.

 

[His Eminence Lord Poppington II]

after the hubbub has died down let us pick bad usernames of those who have posted in this thread

 

[Ampharos]

i lost it at magicalgirlshit